This perfectly summarizes why I love the Simpsons and hate Family Guy.
I absolutely hate how Family Guy treats Meg like a punching bag. They just seem to hate her and treat her like trash for no reason. It’s not funny at all, it’s just depressing.
I AM THE BILL.
I AM THE BEST CHARACTER ON THE SHOW.
I AM BETTER THAN BOTH THE DIPPER AND THE MABEL COMBINED.
So how long until the episode that’s nothing but a shot of a jar of mayonnaise for 22 straight minutes?
No, but seriously: On April Fools’ Day in 2013, Nickelodeon confused the ever-lovin’ fuck out of teenagers by promising a “lost” episode of Rocko’s Modern Life, then airing a full half-hour of nothing but the Wacky Delly mayo jar, accompanied by elevator music.
You can see on the video all the tweets from puzzled kinder across the country that obviously had absolutely no idea what was going on. It was fucking GLORIOUS.
"…yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes, YEEEES! … Um… yes.”